I want to kiss Dave silly

Tee hee iz ma secret fanfic pageee

I don't usually warn for this kinda shit but like... some of these are fucked up. I apologise in advance that I've moved all the NSFW to a different page, but there be enough angst and tragedy here to sate your other desires.

Also I'm adding the triggers for each one if anyone wants them but just in general (Warning for the Following: gore, violence and mentions of certain medical abuse, e.g. lobotomies). I also added mini plot synopsises if anyone wants them.

Final note, oldest term in the 'x reader' book but I'm using Y/N (your name) in place of reader for the synopsises on x readers.

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Bill Cipher

My Muse

TLDR: Teehee funny silly lil art student (Y/N) with their new cosmic chaos God bestie goes brrrr

The Therapist

TLDR:Accurate recreation of my inital reading

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Dave (Dayshift at Freddy's)

Yes...I unironically have a mountain of fics about Dave.

Dave Needs a Haircut

TLDR: Y/N gives Dave a hair cut, much to his dismay.

Dave x Reader (by DirectDoggo)

TLDR: Dave and the reader go on a date (it's canon now).

Overworked

TLDR: Dave gets sleepy eepy and dropped off at his place by Y/N, much to his annoyance.

The Purple Bogeyman Next to Me

TLDR: Y'ever have a 7ft purple 8bit canonical cryptic sleeping next to you? Can't due to the sad tragedy of reality? Welp, here's yer prayer answered!

Dave x reader Headcannons

TLDR: Just some goofy lil headcannons about the boy and Y/N!

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A Prologue

(WARNING: following contains depictions of child murder, abuse and suicial implications) TLDR: Prelude AU DSAF in which Jack slowly starts to piece together how completely healthy and normal Henry and Dave's dynamic is.

Dusted Words

TLDR: Extended cut to Davetrap suffering after Jack kicks him out of the pizzaria. Includes heartbreak and pining!

He said "It's All in Your Head"

TLDR: "William/Dave fucks around and finds out, more or less"- the author

Just Stay

TLDR: Gotta love it when your co worker breaks into your house to watch you.

Loop

TLDR: sick fic with a revived Dave

Nothin'

TLDR: Here's your daily Dave gets a panic attack ma'am.

Spring

TLDR: Dave gets injured at work

The Joy of Creation does not Include Sympathy

(WARNING: following contains scenes of physical abuse and the subject of lobotimies) TLDR: Dave comes home to an angry Henry and a solution to his emotional distress.

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Ramon (Captain Laserhawk)

Most of these are supremely edgy in the best way. also wanna add most of these contain violence, alcholism and suicial thoughts in some way, shape or form.

A Seed of Hope

I don't mean to sound rude but like...the original author summed it up way better than I ever could.

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Pawn of Eden (x reader)

TLDR: Y/N attempts to infliltrate Eden's most beloved idol for rebellion, only to find their facade attraction slowly falling.

Trust (x reader)

(There's an NSFW continuation linked in the fic as well)

TLDR: A very tired Y/N comes home to an intruder/new partner

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Spamton G Spamton

There's not much in this one sorry

Buy One Set One Free

TLDR: Here be yon Reader meeting Spamtong and falling in love

Hard Disk Drive Failure

TLDR: Y/N picks up Spamton as a Shimeji (I really hope this get worked on it's so good!)

[[Tender Loving Care]]

TLDR: Reverse nurse fanfic lezzgo!!!

Trust Affair

TLDR: *insert feral dog snarling and barking*

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Ultrakill

I am feral for V1

a warm place

TLDR: V2 kicks V1's ass and is very normal over it

[Maintenance]

TLDR:POV you getting repaired by Gabriel

No Rest for the Wicked

TLDR: V1 purgatory yippie!!

Null Ouroborus

TLDR:More eternal killing in hell for V1 ^-^

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Is This Love in Defiance of The Lord?

TLDR:dramatised recreation of my first time reading

Machine's Mercy

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Vash the Stanpede

(I refuse to let the stupid mispelling of his name from the duel episode go)

A God he Didn't Believe In

TLDR: 'Vash reflects'

A Faustian Fail

TLDR: Kyubey tries to make a contract with Vash*

Between a Rock and...

TLDR:'Vash don't like hospitals

Desert Stardust

TLDR:Vash nearly dies from dehydration until a random kid helps him

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Affirmation

TLDR: Reader decides to comfort Vash over his scars.

A Recipe For Healing

(WARNING: following contains mentions of eating disorders) TLDR: Variant of Eriks recovery whilst the reader helps him.

Be my Bodyguard Please

TLDR: Reader tries to head over to a friends only to hire a rando in the tavern to guard them.

Cold

TLDR: Reader gets picked up by Vash but starts to fall for him on their journey to Jenora...it goes well :)

Flattery

TLDR: Iz just some flattery towards Vash.

Glow

TLDR: (Y/N) comforts Vash whilst he cries.

Repair You

TLDR: You fix Vash's arm whilst he gets pissed and starts doting on you.

Soulmate Headcannon

TLDR: U soulmates with him but via telapathy phone.

Sunglasses at Night

TLDR: I'mma be honest it's too complex to sum up but iz good.

Vash Touching headcannons

TLDR: just touchie headcannons :)

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Vincent (Rebornica)

I don't know why but I refuse to use his last name.

Salvaged

Stupid Games, Stupid Prizes

TLDR: OMG twinsie fanfics!!!

*Look man I'm obsessed with Madoka 'n the idea of Vash becoming a magical boy (especially with the whole...magical eco system).